We always recommend that you try to come to the show you wish to see as early as possible so you may place your food order right away. Coming early helps you receive your food more quickly and it helps our servers with their blood pressure.

Be sure to check out our Specials Board for different entrees and appetizers. Menu selections and prices may change without notice.

Tease Your Tummy

French Onion Soup $4.50

Hot, cheesy, and flavorful! Topped with tons of fresh Swiss and provolone cheese and melted golden brown. The best part is picking the cheese off the crock!

CHiPs Basket $2.95

You have the right to remain silent when you’re munching on these crispy nacho chips served with a side of salsa.

Garlic Bread $3.45

Vampires will fear you! Five slices of French bread toasted and made Italian with our special garlic butter.

With cheese (the way we like it!) add .50

French Fry Basket $3.45

A nice pile of fresh cut golden French fries.

With gravy (don’t knock it till you try it) add .50

With a side of nacho cheese add .50

Onion Ringy-Dingys $3.95

Spanish onions battered and deep-fried to a golden brown. Si, Senor!

Cheese Sticks $5.95

Breaded and deep fried cheese sticks served with a zesty marinara dipping sauce. They really “stick” to your ribs! And your arteries…

Potato Skins $6.45

They’re skinned alive, just for you! Six skins topped with crisp bacon and cheddar/jack cheese, served with sour cream on the side.

Deep Fried Ravioli Basket $6.25

Everybody knows that if it comes in a basket, it’s gotta be good! Breaded and deep fried ravioli will please your tum-tum. Comes with marinara sauce for dipping.

Captain’s Pizza Logs Star date $6.25

Four deep fried logs filled with cheese and pepperoni with a side of zesty marinara dipping sauce. Tell your server to “Make it so!”

That’s Nacho Chip Dip Supreme $7.45

It’s MY Chip Dip Supreme! Fresh tortilla chips covered with spicy hot cheddar/Monterey cheese, hot jalapeno peppers, tomatoes, onions and olives for a yummy treat you can share.

With taco meat (mmmm…beefy!) add $1.00

With grilled chicken (mmmm…chickeny!) add $2.00

Crazy Mixed Up Veggie Basket $7.25

Tell your doctor you got your serving of vegetables—just don’t tell him they were battered and deep fried golden brown! With Ranch dressing for dipping.

Veggie Platter $7.25

For those who’ve got the munchies, and got ‘em bad. Fresh (not fried!) veggies with Ranch dressing for dipping.

It’s a Clam, Ma’am $7.95

Breaded, deep-fried golden brown clam strips with cocktail sauce for dipping.

Chicken Finger Basket $7.95

Let our chickens give you the finger! Tender chicken strips, breaded and deep fried served with a small side of fries, celery and bleu cheese dressing.

Indecision Platter $9.25

Yummy and plentiful. Two chicken fingers, four cheese sticks, two pizza logs, a handful of fries, some celery, and a side of bleu cheese. Constipation at no extra charge. No substitutions.

Buffalo’s Best Chicken Wings! (Don’t they all say they’re the best?)

Hot, medium, mild, or our special House Style Recipe (honey bar-b-que with a super secret ingredient!). All come with celery and bleu cheese.

Single (10) no split orders $7.25

Double (20) no split orders $13.95

Triple (30) $18.95

Bucket (50) $27.95

Additional Dipping Sauces $.50

Rabbit Food

Dressings available: Italian, French, Ranch, Blue Cheese, 1,000 Island, Light Raspberry Vinaigrette, House

House Salad—A.K.A. “Watership Down Special” $2.95

Crisp USA grown iceberg lettuce with shredded red cabbage, carrots, cucumbers, California tomatoes and seasoned croutons.

Hail Caesar! $6.95

Everything but those fishy little anchovies. Crisp romaine lettuce, Caesar dressing, fresh grated Parmesan cheese and Caesar croutons.

Caesar’s a Chicken $8.95

Same as the regular Caesar salad, but with grilled, Cajun, or lemon-pepper chicken on top.

Crispy Chicken Salad $8.95

A large fresh house salad topped with a pile of our famous golden-brown, breaded, deep fried chicken. Your choice of dressing. Undressing you do on your own time.

Taco Salado $7.95

One day a house salad and a Nacho Supreme had a baby. The Taco Salado is it. Your choice of ground beef, chicken, or nuttin'.

Sammiches

Served with a small side of fries.

Hoof and Beak $9.95

A.K.A. the Beef and Wing Combo. Fresh, hand-sliced roast beef on weck (only WNYers know what “weck” is) with six chicken wings (Buffalo or House Style) for when you just can’t decide which you would prefer.

The Dolly Parton $8.25 DD

No implants here! Plump broiled chicken breast sandwich on a Kaiser roll.

The Roseanne $8.25

A huge wad of beef on weck.

With Melted Cheese add .50

With Melted Cheese and Bacon add .75

Turkey or Roast Beef Club $8.25

Come on, join the club! Your choice of fresh, hand-sliced turkey or roast beef. With mayo, lettuce, tomato, cheese and crispy bacon on white toast. Secret handshake not required.

The Cheech and Chong $8.25

Fresh lettuce, tomato, cheese and your choice of seasoned ground beef, chicken or veggies rolled in a LARGE soft flour tortilla served with nacho chips. Try it spicy!

Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger! $8.25

Char-broiled to your taste, these ½ lb Angus burgers are served on a fresh Kaiser roll and topped with melted cheese.

add bacon $.50

**We can only cook our burgers medium, medium-well, well, or charred beyond recognition.**

Buffalo Chicken Sandwich $8.25

It’s like a Buffalo wing, only it’s not. It’s a breaded, deep fried chicken breast tossed hot, medium, mild, or house, served with lettuce, tomato and bleu cheese dressing on a fresh Kaiser roll.

BLT on WT with M and a S of F $6.95

Bacon, lettuce and tomato on white toast with mayo and a side of fries.

The Main Event

WNY’s Best Fish Fry $9.95

(Why does everyone think they’re the best when it’s really us?!)

Delicious Icelandic Haddock lightly beer battered and deep-fried golden brown. Served with your choice of crisp French fries, homemade pasta salad, baby potatoes, or steamed veggies, and coleslaw.

Broiled Fish Dinner $9.95

Don’t want your healthy fish dinner deep-fried? Try our Icelandic Haddock catch broiled with your choice of seasoning: traditional, lemon-pepper, or Cajun. Served with your choice of crisp French fries, homemade pasta salad, baby potatoes, or steamed veggies, and coleslaw.

Fish dinners available Friday and Saturday 8:00pm show ONLY.

Entrees below include salad, your choice of French fries, baby potatoes,

pasta salad or steamed veggies, warm roll and butter.

(Pasta dishes and Chicken Parm do not include fries, pasta salad,

baby potatoes or veggies)

Ravioli $8.95

Unravel ravioli and you’ll find three yummy cheeses. Covering this hearty portion of little Italian cheese pillows is our extra fancy-pants California marinara sauce.

Add 2 Meatballs $1.00

Toss Your Pasta $8.95

The finest pasta piled high and smothered in our delicious sauce. Served with our house salad and our buttery toasted garlic bread. Great for vegetarians, but carnivores might like to slap some meatballs on there to make it even better!

Add 2 Meatballs $1.00

Chicken Parmesan $8.95

Lightly breaded chicken breast with Italian seasonings over pasta and smothered in its sleep with a pillow of cheese then buried in a shallow grave of our delicious marinara sauce. Comes with our house salad, garlic bread and witness protection.

P...P...P...Pork! $8.95

Two large barbeque pork drumsticks, grilled up yummy-like. That'll do, pig.

Specialty Drinks

Our staff has a PhD in Drink Mixology. Well, maybe a BA. Okay, they graduated from NCCC. Maybe “graduate” is too strong a word. Hey, they can make some great drinks!

Frozen Cool-Off Drinks (or “Drinks to Balance Your Insides to the Cold Outside”, depending on the time of year you order)

Margarita, Daiquiri or Pina Colada $6.25

Classic tropical drinks. Makes you feel like you're 42 degrees latitude further south. Strawberry, raspberry or original.

Frozen Ice Cream Smoothies (or “Milkshakes for Drinkers”)

Vanilla Almond $6.25

Premium Vodka, vanilla ice cream and a touch of Amaretto.

Chocolate Smoothie $6.25

Premium Vodka, ice cream, a dash of Crème De Cocoa, served with real whipped cream and a cherry on top. Can you tie the stem in a knot with your tongue?

Mudslide $6.25

Vodka, Kahlua, Irish Crème and whipped cream make a yummy drink!

Frozen Chocolate Mint Kiss $6.25

Don't put your tongue on a flagpole, put it on one of these! White Mint Liquor and Crème de Cocoa blended with hot chocolate and ice cream, topped with whipped cream.

Warm-Up Drinks (or “Drinks to Make You Feel All Gooey Inside”)

Charlie Chaplin $6.25

Southern Comfort, Irish Cream, a touch of butterscotch blended in a steamy warm mug of hot chocolate and topped with real whipped cream.

Black Magic $6.25

Bacardi Black, Kahlua and Amaretto blended in a mug of fresh brewed coffee and topped with real whipped cream.

Hot Chocolate Mint Kiss $6.25

Pucker up, Buttercup, and let us lay one of these on your lips! White Mint Liquor and Creme de Cocoa blended with and topped with whipped cream.

Ask about all our virgin drink options!

Desserts

I Scream $2.95

You scream. Hey, we all scream. A bowl of vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup, whipped cream, and a cherry, if you ask nice.

Creamy Cheesecake with Attitude $4.25

Hey, what do you want? It’s from New York!

With Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup or Wild Cherry Topping add .25

Super Brownie $4.95

Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound! It’s the Super Brownie! A huge brownie served with vanilla ice cream, real whipped cream and Hershey’s chocolate syrup. Your stomach is this brownie’s Kryptonite! Why not share? We’ll bring two forks.

Butterwood Incredible Caramel Apple Pie $4.50

That’s incredible!

A la mode add $1.00

Butterwood Peanut Butter Mud Pie $4.50

Nut buttery!

A la mode add $1.00

Draft Beers

Molson Canadian, J.W. Dundee’s Honey Brown, Coors Light

Mugs $2.25 Pitchers $9.95

Sam Adam Seasonal, Blue Moon

Mug $2.95 Pitcher $10.95

Guinness Stout

Pint $4.75 Pitcher $18.95

Bottled Beers

Yes, they are expensive in the showroom,

but if you insist on having your bottle, you have these choices:

Labatt Blue, Labatt Blue Light, Michelob, Michelob Ultra, Budweiser, Bud Light, Coors Light, Yuengling, Heineken, Molson, Molson Light, Smirnoff XXX Black, Smirnoff Raspberry, Smirnoff Black Cherry, Corona.

$4.75 - $5.50

Excel (non-alcoholic) $3.75

Wine

You want some cheese with that whine?

Corbett Canyon

White Zinfandel, Chardonnay, Pinot Grigio, Shiraz or Merlot

Glass $3.25 ½ Carafe $8.95 Full Carafe $14.95

Arbor Mist

375 ml bottle (2 glasses) $5.75

Your choice of: Strawberry White Zinfandel, Exotic Fruits, Pinot Grigio or Blackberry Merlot.

Please drink responsibly.

Don't make us tell your mother.

Soft Drinks

Coffee $2.00

Leaded or unleaded in a bottomless cup.

Tea $2.00

Make the Queen proud and drink some tea.

Hot Chocolate $2.00

When I get that feeling, I want chocolate healing. Chocolate healing, baby, is good for me. With whipped cream, of course.

Juice $2.00

Just say, “Squeeze me, please!” Florida orange, apple, cranberry, Hawaiian pineapple, tomato, or grapefruit.

Soft Drinks $2.00

Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Dr Pepper, Sierra Mist, Iced Tea, or tonic water.

Pitcher $7.95

Arizona Iced Tea $3.00

So many flavors, and such a small bladder! You server will let you know the variety.

Poland Spring Bottled Water $1.00

Look and feel cool with a fashionable plastic bottle of fresh and pure water.

Energy Drinks $3.00

Activate your Wonder Twin Powers with Red Bull Regular Energy Drink or Sugar Free.

Table Minimum:

We wish to provide you, our beloved customers, with the top names in

quality live comedy and delicious food at an affordable price. So we may keep

our lower admission, we require an average table minimum of $4.00 per person.

We hope your service is prompt and friendly. We hope your food is yummy.

We hope you laugh yourself silly. Please let us know if there is anything

we can do to make your experience more enjoyable.

Thank you!

The Fine Print

· A one check per table policy is necessary to ensure prompt and efficient service.

· A four-dollar per person table minimum applies to all shows.

· Parties of eight or more and parties without fully paid admissions

will have a 15% gratuity added to the bill.

· Coupons are not valid for the Saturday 8:00 show

or for any Special Shows unless otherwise specified.

· We cannot accept any expired identification for proof of drinking age.

· Flossing can help prevent tooth decay and gingivitis.